Feral Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Sorry Santa, I've Been Feral"
A playful, slightly rebellious crewneck that channels holiday mischief with cozy confidence. The embroidered phrase “Sorry Santa, I've been feral” sits proudly on soft, mid-weight fabric — a wearable wink for those who prefer laughter around the tree. It drapes cleanly in a classic cut, keeps warmth without bulk, and holds up through late-night cookies and chaotic carols. Wear it to low-key holiday hangs, ugly sweater-adjacent parties, or quiet evenings by the fire when you’d rather be honest than polite. It settles in like a friend who knows your best stories and doesn’t judge the shenanigans that come with them.
Product features
- Mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Embroidery placement options: left/center chest or large center; wrist embroidery available
- Made with OEKO‑TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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