Grinch Before Coffee Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Holiday Morning Sweater
Snap on this crewneck and feel a slow, mischievous grin take over your morning. The “Grinch Before Coffee” design captures that half-asleep, slightly grumpy, very-real mood that comes before the first cup. Soft midweight fleece holds the embroidered detail with texture and warmth, while the classic crew silhouette sits like a reliable companion during bleary commutes, lazy weekends, or holiday prep runs. It settles in with you on slow December mornings — breath steaming, coffee in hand, and a private chuckle at your own holiday curmudgeonry. The look reads playful, low-key, and a little bit snarky, so it pairs easily with worn jeans, slippers, or that chaotic pile of wrapping to be finished later.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Durable 50/50 cotton–polyester midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) with double-needle stitching
- Embroidery options on left/center chest or oversized center; wrist embroidery available
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; made with ethically grown US cotton and safety-compliant materials
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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